Dan Wallawick
Alfonso
Betty Klauser

Jeb
Daisy
Officer Brock Hemingway
Lucy
Walt Disney
Shaniqua
Nondescript Cop

Mike and Dan just wanted to take a shortcut. But when they ignore Tom's warnings and take the path through the abandoned factory grounds, they suddenly encounter a mysterious old woman. When she tries to stop Mike and Dan from continuing on their way, but is only insulted and beaten by them, she suddenly lets out a curse in anger. She is killed and buried without further ado. They don't yet know that they have made a terrible mistake.

Within the decadent walls of the Frankenstein mansion, the Baron and his depraved assistant Otto have discovered the means of creating new life. As the Baron's laboratory begins to fill up with stitched body parts, the Baroness dallies with the randy new manservant and soon the decadent, permissive household is consumed by an outrageous, bizarre and hilarious combination of death and dismemberment.

A soap opera inspired by 80s dramas, following German mogul Michaela von Baer as she battles enemies to protect her company, “Von Baer Enterprises.” Her cousin, Russian starlet Clarissa Oktavia, is presumed dead by her psychiatrist, Dr. Ingolf Robert, but returns alive. Michaela’s nemesis, policewoman Penelope Stöcker, seeks revenge for her father’s suicide. Michaela loses everything and returns to Monaco. Police Inspector Brigitte Hasentritt, who investigated Clarissa’s murder, becomes a central figure, marrying one of Michaela’s ex-husbands, owning most of the company, and facing vampires and attack dogs. By the series’ end, all characters are vampires, crossdressers, or insane. The finale shows Clarissa being eaten by Penelope and Brigitte, Dr. Robert impersonating Clarissa, and Michaela dying from choking on a cheeseburger.