Comedy / Crime / Thriller
After discovering the body of a murdered female agent in their trendy Soho, London nightclub, groovy owners Charles Salt and Christopher Pepper partake in a fumbling investigation and uncover an evil plot to overthrow the government. Can our cool, yet inept duo stop the bad guys…


Charles Salt

Christopher Pepper

Inspector Crabbe

Marianne Renaud

Col. Woodstock

Sgt. Walters

Col. Balsom

Mai Ling

Club Secretary

Dove

Foreign Secretary

Prime Minister

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