Steven Cooke
Bill
School nerd Bill just wants to save the world and to score a date with cheerleader babe Chrissie Schackler. Both become real possibilities when he finds an alcoholic Leprechaun in a beer bottle he was about to recycle. Wacky hijinks ensue as the leprechaun, Lepkey, messes up a…
Bill
Krissi

Tony
Lepkey
Babette

Teacher
Mrs. Shackler
Tim
Mom
Dad

In this horror parody, a masked serial killer menaces the town of Bulimia Falls with various sharp objects. Attention-seeking television personality Hagitha Utslay is soon on the scene, reporting on the ever-growing body count. Former mall security guard Doughy shows up to protect the teenage population, but he's clearly not much help, allowing the murderer to pick off even more hapless kids as numerous scary movies are referenced.

Space-faring hero and galactically-renowned stud Flesh Gordon is kidnapped by a group of space cheerleaders hoping to use him to save their planet. A being simply known as Evil Presence has been rendering the men of their world impotent, and the women are desperate for some form of relief. Flesh's girlfriend Ardor, meanwhile, is following behind to try to keep him out of trouble, but soon finds herself kidnapped by Evil Presence's henchman who has plans of his own. Can Flesh get the men of this planet standing tall once again?

Putting together a play in high school is no easy task. Especially when the play is sponsored by a shady company called "Sacta" that only wants to promote its own products, the lead actress is a train wreck, and the director doesn't seem to care. Fortunately, there is one person on the team who wants to save the play. But will she succeed? Sacta is a unique take on amateur theater, consumerism, and high school.
Brother
Sister